At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
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But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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