That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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