My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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