this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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