This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
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Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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