One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Randomize
