and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
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I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
did i just pee glitter
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