we're blogging at a bar
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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