She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
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I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
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I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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