end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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