We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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