Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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