we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
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she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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