The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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