One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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