Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
either way he was missing a nipple.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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