Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
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this will be a night to untag.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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