you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
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Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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