talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
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Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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