i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
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I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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