We should be called the Road Head Warriors
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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