Having a random hookup so left but love u
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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