I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Houston, we have a squirter
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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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