I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Holy shit dude........stairs
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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