Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Do vagina's smell?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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