The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
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I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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