No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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