only if we run a train.
done.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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