i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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