If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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