bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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