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he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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