my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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