Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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