break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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