Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
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IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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