You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
