After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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