if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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