Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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