That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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