idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
She's the barista slut.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize