Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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