we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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