Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
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Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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