I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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