I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
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She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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