Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Just high enough for therapy.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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