Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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