ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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