East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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