You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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