he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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